there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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