didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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