Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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