you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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