It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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