She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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