everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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