Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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