He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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