I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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