Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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