The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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