Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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