Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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