i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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