dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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