Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I cut my penus on the lid.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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