absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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