Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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