I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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