Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
