You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
