I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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