i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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