can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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