Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
we should paint friendship bongs
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