I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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