But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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