Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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