I am in a vortex of obligation.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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