Sponge bath it is.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize