Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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