Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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