? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You surviving the open bar?
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You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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