ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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