Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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