so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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