My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Actions speak louder than pants.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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