You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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