apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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