i would punch a child for taco bell
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
im holly from the hills drunk
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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