I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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