I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
high people should be assigned attendants
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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