I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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