I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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