Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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