Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
