Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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