I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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