It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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