Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just pee around me
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize