If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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